' t moet niet altijd slecht en lelijk nieuws zijn van onze kerk...Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square .
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, " Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
slim,
tall,
38D breasts,
24" waist and
34" hips.

When she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh My God."